Royal Flush Blog Tour Week #3
The Royal Flush blog tour is now entering the home stretch. In case you haven’t heard, Royal Flush is my humour novel, and it’s about a man known only as the King. When his Kingdom is invaded, he must defend his castle against a siege with only his royal fiddler–while attempting to steal his royal fiddler’s girlfriend.
This week of the blog tour brought and eclectic and excellent mix. Check it out:
A guest post about my experience self-publishing a novel:
https://p45crok.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/guest-post-royal-flush-blog-stop-by-scott-barttlett/
A guest post about social awkwardness and writing (which are like bread and butter):
http://mothersofbrothersblog.blogspot.ca/2012/08/830-royal-flush.html
A guest post on what to do when your first draft is atrocious:
An excerpt about the centerpiece of every well-designed home security system–a fiddle:
http://www.victoriatwead.com/Old_Fools_Blog/Entries/2012/8/21_Royal_Flush_-_by_Scott_Bartlett.html
An excerpt in which a bet is settled using a game of polo:
A guest post that details a lesson learned about editing, the hard way:
To see the rest of the month’s line-up, visit the blog tour page.

Hmm. A fiddle, the centerpiece? Strange – I would have thought either a quad 50-calibre machine gun mount, or LARGE quantities of landmines, would work better. But maybe I’m just ill-informed. How many rounds a minute DOES a fiddle fire? :D